Tell it like it is, Joe.

No, not seriously. This must be a joke. Please tell me this is not happening.

If it helps the cause of science, I think Galileo himself would have agreed to this.

Beam me up, Scotty. I know, I know – no one ever said that on Star Trek! Simmer down.

What a shame that something as fantastic as the calculus was essentially lost for 1900+ years.

Perhaps Johnson's ardor for Favre is as much economic as football-related. The Jets have some personal seat licenses (PSLs) to move, and it's a much easier sell when the starting quarterback is a first-ballot Hall of Famer instead of some dude named Kellen.

I'm not a big fan of the NBA anymore, but Zo was one of my favorites. I was sad to see him leave my Nets and sad to see him leave the game. Stay healthy Zo.

Accessories include: Night vision cameras, pump-action shotguns, tear gas cannons. Comes with bottles of blood compatible with the President's blood.

The US Bird Avoidance Model? I find this all very hard to believe.

We can say with some certainty that USA 202 is an advanced spy satellite of some description.

Go Flacco!

“I’ve been kind of revived, I guess,” McNabb said. “They’ve thrown me out, they ran over me, they spit on me, but you know what? I just continue to prevail.”

Not today, pal!